BECKY!! What are you doing... NOW.
Mom, I just want to check this tree out. Come on! It might have pinecones in it. I was not thinking of myself. I was trying to put others first, like Kodee and finding a pinecone to feed her pathetic obsession.
I hardly think it's fair you ASSUME I am always the Naughty one. I'm getting a little sensitive on all the accusation ya know. Let me tell you about Miss Perfect and what Kodee did today!
I saw Kodee earlier today, sneaking under the tree. I saw her grap some blue tissue paper and go off to eat it. I told her NOT to, but did she listen? No. She laughed in my face and said you'd just think it was me!
Oh please Becky. YOU think Mom is buying this story. Look at me, an absolute angel of innocence!
Mom, don't listen to the twirp, she can't be trusted. I was admiring your beautiful decorations and simply enjoying the delicate scent of Christmas.
Remember! You went Christmas shopping and what did you find when you got home? Hmmm whose bed was that ripped apart? Not mine!
OK if we are throwing mud about Miss Perfect, explain THIS!